Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"
- I ain't kidding
- Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
- Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.
As if You're Seriously Old History Now
Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Obsolete than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.
Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.
You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.
Okay Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️
Cancel culture was always totally blown out of proportion. Like, for real, people freak out over the littlest things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't handle with any criticism. Give me a break! {People need to chill out and learn how to have a civilized conversation.
It's, not like getting cancelled every day. It rarely. Plus, we all screw up. We should just let it go instead of making a whole scene over it! ✌️
The Aksually Guide on Being Right (All The Time)
Yo, fam! Ever get like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just clueless the big picture? Well, take your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna amplify your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, slaying every argument and leaving your competitors in the dust. It's time to dominate the world with your superior intellect!
- First, master the art of logic. Those idiots rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of understanding.
- Second, learn to communicate your thoughts with the confidence of a champion. Use big copyright, throw in some jargon, and don't be afraid to correct those peasants who dare to doubt you.
- Finally, always remember: holding the higher ground is everything.
I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*
It's a truly phenomenal internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a remark, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to discourse about an entirely divergent topic. Sometimes it's intentionally absurd, but one thing's for sure: it's a beautiful example of how communication can go awry.
It usually involves a obnoxious individual who feels the need to impose their knowledge on others, even when it's completely off-topic. The irony is that these individuals often completely misunderstand the original statement.
It's a vicious cycle that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught actually meaning in this communication breakdown, remember: sometimes it's best to just roll your eyes.
A Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of When "Aksually" Became Uncool|
It all started innocently enough. Back in around 2008, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was pure gold. Kids were {slinging it aroundlike confetti and parents were scratching their heads, wondering how this linguistic abomination became a thing.
- Fast forward to
After a while, things started changing. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too overused, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of this linguistic anomaly.
The reason remains unclear. is that by 2018, "aksualmente" was officially uncool. Today, it resides mostly in dusty meme archives. A sad tale for a once-beloved phrase.